The Chamber of Secrets: Funny version

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Harry: Did you guys hear about the Chamber of Secrets.
Hermione: Yeah.
Ron: Freaky isn't it?
Cho: Harry why do you want to talk about dangerous stuff when you can have fun?
Hermione: Yeah.
Ron: Get real you two it is fun stuff.
Hermione: Oh please Ronald-
Ron: Ron.
Hermione: Whatever . Like you ever went along with it.
Harry: We've got to go down there- TONIGHT.
*THAT NIGHT IN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS*
Harry: Remeber at any sign of movement close your eyes straight away.
Cho: Harry I'm scared.
Harry: Aren't we all? Ron,you stay here with Hermione. Cho , you come with me.
Hermione: Let's go Ron.
Ron: Where?
Hermione: We've got to search this side.
Ron: Oh.
Hermione: Lets start-
Ron: HERMIONE LOOK OUT!!!!!!
Hermione: What?
There was a big rockslide right where Hermione was standing . Before she could move Ron grabbed her and pulled her out of the way
Hermione: (in pain) Ouch!
Ron: You all right?
Hermione: Yeah. Thanks for that.
Ron: Anytime.
*MEANWHILE.......................*
Harry: You doing all right?
Cho: Yeah.
Harry: This way.
Harry duels with Voldemort and Cho gets turned into a frilly pink basilisk. At the end Dumbledore says " Griffindor wins the house cup"
Hermione: Well see you guys next year.
Cho: (hugging her) Bye.
Harry: It's been fun.
Ron: (running to greet his parents) Bye guys see you next year.

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