Post by captainsparrow101 on Jul 19, 2006 11:31:58 GMT -5
Harry: (with surprise) Hey Ron look. Hermione got an A+ in potions.
Ron:(glumly) Yeah I know.
Hermione; Whats so bad 'bout that?
Ron: (complaining) Oh it just seems like you always are winning points. Not me.
Hermione: So.
Harry: Yeah so.
Ron: Oh nevermind you guys don't understand. You see Harry , your famous.
Harry: Yeah,
Ron: Hermione, your smart.
Hermione: It's a fact.
Ron: What about me?
Harry: Er-
Hermione: Well -uh Ron um you uh a um very sweet person.
Harry: Yeah what she said.
Ron: No you guys lets face it. I'm poor I've got red hair and I've got no chance of even coming close to going out with Fluer Delacore.
Harry and Hermione stood there speachless
Ron: Let's face it guys I'm doomed.
Hermione: Your just having a bad day.
Ron: Right.
Snape: And It'll get worse. Much worse if you don't get to class.
Harry: Oh hello Professor uh we were just heading that way.
Snape: Well get going then!
Malfoy: Hello Professor.
Snape: Hello Draco,
Harry: Uh Professor?
Snape: What!?
Harry: Your shoes are untied.
Snape: Who do think your fooling? Ten points from Griffindor for that unnecissary remark.
In potions class
Snape: Now as we all know exams are coming up. And anyone who wishes to go farther in potion must complete a two day exam which includes brewing and defining four to five different potions. (Silent pause) Well? Why aren't you all writing this down?
Snape: Further more anyone who fails to complete this exam who wishes to go on to N.E.W.T.S must take it again until they get a grade I am content with.
Hermione: Professor? What might that grade be?
Snape: Well Miss Granger I think with all those brains stuck in that head of yours you might figure out that I will not be taking a grade lower than an O (outstanding)
Ron: WHAT!?!?
Snape: You heard me didn't you Mister Weasly?
Ron: Yes I did ( muttering ) you greasly slimeball you-
Snape: What- did you say?
Ron: Uh Professor Snape?
Hermione: Uh Professor?
Snape: WHAT Mudblood?
Ron: Don't call Hermione a mudblood.
Snape: Or you'll what?
Ron: (loudly) Or I'll tell the whole class about how you got hung upside down by James Potter. And got humiliated in front of the whole school just about.
Snape:(speachless)
Harry: Um Ron I think you made him mad.
Hermione: I think we'd better go.
Harry: Yeah?
Snape: (finding his voice) You-three-out-now! Don't - come-back!
Ron: RUN!